My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
(via 3llenography)
My grandmother had a major stroke this morning, my roommate is hella sick with something respiratory, and I’m leaving for a weeklong conference in Vermont early Sunday. (It’s on prokaryotic transcription of all things. Not my usual.)
I need a hug.
JOIN THE SHERLOCK FANDOM THEY SAID
IT’LL BE FUN THEY SAID
NO
I AM BAWLING THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MOFFAT
A+ GIF USE GOES TO
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and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere
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(via lemonlament)
I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse
…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.
god fucking damn it i’m will graham
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO
MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET
I’m a friggin bond salesman
thanks a bunch nick carraway :P
I’m Disney’s Hercules. Bitchin’.
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:
Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.
..i am a kung-fu fighter
AW HELL YEAH
i’m a millionare
aw hell yes
supeRNATURAL
IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO
Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra
James t Kirk
I’m gonna get everyone on the Enterprise killed
fuck
CAPTAIN OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ENTERPRISE AWWWW YEEEEEE
I’m a hobbit trying to take the ring to mordor
I’m a Dragon rider!
I am..Superman…oh hell
Same, fuck yes
I’d be Superman. I have no problem with this…
I’m a semi-androgynous rock star (last movie i saw was Purple Rain)
I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
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Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
This may be one of the creepiest, most wonderful things I have ever seen. I am pretty sure that rusty clown face is going to give me night terrors.
Like New Orleans isn’t awesomely creepy enough already.
