Science and Feels

My elbows are considered lethal weapons, and I'm always cold.

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via profriversongarchaeologist)

aspacebetween:

the-deviations:

undisturbed:

endquestionmark:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY SHRIEKS OF JOY.

#reblogging just for coulson not gonna lie

Coulson’s in the middle. I approve.

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sourcedumal:

Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O’Connell to create a flamenco-inspired style.

LMFAOOOOO I love this!

(via bohemu)

culturallyrelevanturl:

straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy

(via itsthefuckingrapefruitsman)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

you guys complain about some terrible themes on here but let me tell you I would rather have an autoplay of random kpop and a weird sidebar come up instead of the personal sites built in the mid to late 90’s with animated tile backgrounds, gif page breaks, frames! frames everywhere!, and animated rollover buttons, along with midi’s of anime openings and your cursor randomly the shape of a cartoon character or trailing fire or whatever

THE CURSORS THOUGH

iamilex:

Proposal: Let’s make “Joffrey” the worst insult someone can call you.

sashaforthewin:

becuzbacon:

whutetdew:

fulvusnegra:

kidkoni:

vintageblack2:

1973 JCPenney Ad

Here for it

The crease on “D” is cleeeeeeean as fuck.

but b’s shirt tho

Everybody is slaying

I think E might be going on a ski trip

oy-of-midworld:

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

actuallyyyy the chemical is meant to be released when some kind of herbivore, like a bug, chews on the grass. it tells the other grass plants to start producing a chemical that makes them hard to digest. unfortunately, the lawnmowers are not eating the grass, just horrifically mutilating it. therefore, the grass is completely defenseless against a lawnmower and can only sit completely still through the brutal massacre. or, if you will, the grassacre.

(via talkingdarkspawn)

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

(via profriversongarchaeologist)